i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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