its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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