Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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