this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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