JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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