so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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