i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just had sex on a roof
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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