i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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