Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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