Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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