there's paper in my vomit.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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