Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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