babies were throwing up all over the place
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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