May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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