Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
