I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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