Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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