can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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