Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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