Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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