would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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