she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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