no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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