Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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