The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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