dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Randomize
