Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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