i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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