I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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