She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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