I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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