Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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