I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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