let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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