I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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