Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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