when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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