Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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