we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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