we have officially mastered the walk of shame
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
