margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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