i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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