You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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