I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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