Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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