I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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