JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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