just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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