I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I party with great urgency now.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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