Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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