So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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