I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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