Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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