I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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