i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
