Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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