hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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