Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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