Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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